With a sign of a slain she-eshier with black wings sprawled on a crimson background, the pirate recruiting office was actually a large warm looking tavern. Large men or small giants acted as bouncers and all had black sashes tied to their arm. Every pirate on Terramarique knew that the Fallen Angel was Pirate Lord D'atniya's and they made sure that inside they enjoyed themselves within reason.
Once inside the two story brick and mortar building, the air grew warm, smokey, and smelt of beer. The bouncers stood near columns holding bludgeons, but with shortswords strapped to their hips if things became rough. Occasionally one would clobber some idiot pirate who got too close just to hear everyone else in the place laugh up a storm. Most stayed clear of them, but the occasional newcomer woke up with a bad headache. The tables were wooden, but wrapped in iron and bolted to the floor. The same with the chairs. It made them a little less comfortable, but they didn't need to be replaced very often.
At one end of the large common room was a bar with scantily clad waitresses eagerly serving drinks and either very accepting of the occasional grope or would wave a bouncer over who would show the unwanted pirate the door with extreme prejudice... hey Terramarique was a violent and chaotic place.
At the other end of the room was a staircase with a line of scraggly pirates going up one side and the occasional pirate walking down the other. In some places one would assume that ladies of the night were plying their trade above, but these men (and women in some cases) were eagerly lining up to sign on with the crew of Pirate Lord D'atniya. At the top of the stairs at the far end of the room sat a weaselly looking human with an angry looking orc standing behind him. The human was dressed in ragged and somewhat greasy looking silk robes and was eagerly writing down the names of the applying sailors and giving them their ship assignments. The orc with his several weapons sheathed about him was simply glaring at everyone.
As the next pirate wannabe approached the human would ask in a whiny voice through his nose,
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