Unholy Sightings

[Anonymous]

"Isn't your niece from Trilla?"

"No, born and raised in Demios. And I'm telling you, she really saw it."

"This face in the bread whatsit."

"It's not 'this face in the bread whatsit'! It's The Eye of Meephos, and she met the blacksmith who found it in his Jaedaxian Toast."

"What's that?"

"The Eye of Meephos? It's a sigil, a sign that only appears every two thousand eras, an omen of terrible misfortune, bringing chaos to all who--"

"No, the other thing."

"Oh, Jaedaxian Toast? It sort of dry bread, soaked in egg and milk and fried up. Pretty tasty."