Larien's Whatever v2

[Larien Gil'dae]

Well considering that my old "whatever" thread is a little old... I decided to make a new one! This is a place for all my random bits... to do lists... little OOC notices... rants/ramblings...

And in honor of the grand opening of my new whatever thread I decided to revive a skit I had originally put up in the old thread! I actually wrote it to perform at the talent show at my school... but my friends bailed on me haha x.x

NOTE: Imagine them speaking in british accents... and yes, this is inspired by Monty Python

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[Two men are standing beside a river, watching placidly as another man drowns.]

Man 1: Lovely morning.
Man 2: Aye.
Man 3: HELP!
Man 1: [takes deep breath] Ah! The flowers are in bloom! The birds are singing!
Man 2: Oh, aye.
Man 3: I'm drowning.
Man 1: Oh look--
Man 3: Finally!
Man 1: There's a little frog.
Man 2: Oh, itdn't 'e cute?
Man 3: No! Look over here!
Man 2: Did you 'ear that?
Man 1: 'ear what?
Man 3: Me, you twit!
Man 2: Dunno...
Man 1: Perhaps it was that yellow-bellied warbler in yonder tree? Beautiful plumage.
Man 2: Oh... aye.
Man 3: -gurgle- [dies]
Man 1: Oh! Take a look at that! Mighty big fish for such a little river!
Man 2: I dunno... kinda looks like a man.
Man 1: Nonsense! Why would a man look like a fish?
Man 3: [lifts head up from water] Maybe 'e's dead? [dies again]
Man 1: Oh, right!
[Man 1 and 2 look at one another before continuing on their walk on the river shore, pointing out various little insects and the like.]
Man 3: Maybe you should fish him out? [dies once again]
Man 1: Oh, right! Go on, Bruce.
Man 2: My name ain't Bruce... it's Michael. You're Bruce.
Man 1: Well, I'm going to call you Bruce, just to avoid confusion.
Man 3: I ain't getting any deader!
Man 1 and 2: Right.
[Man 2 goes to fish him out as Man 1 watches and gives "helpful" advice.]
Man 1: Oh, watch 'is head.
Man 2: Well, it won't matter much if he's dead, now will it?
Man 1: Is 'e breathing?
Man 2: I dunno... let me check. 'ello! 'ello! Are you breathing?
Man 3: Of course I'm not breathing you twit, I'm dead!
Man 2: Oh, right... [turns to yell over his shoulder] 'e's not breathing!
Man 1: Well, then why are we saving him?
Man 2: I dunno... [throws Man 3 back in river.]
Man 3: Oi!
Man 1: Right, then, now where were we?
Man 2: Well, I do believe we were discussing the migration of coconuts...
Man 1: No, no. We were talking about how supreme executive power is derived from the mandate of the masses, not from some aquatic ceremony.
Man 2: Right! Oh my goodness! Will you look at that huge fish! Mighty big for such a small river.

Fin.

[Larien Gil'dae]

Larien's To Do List (OOC and IC):
A little bit of fun, a little bit of business

[Key: Green = in process; Red = finished; White = meh not done >.<] (haha... *is ready for Christmas* ^-^)

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1. Try not to become impregnated by Dimmy (ha! You're on the list)
2. Look into getting a secondary char - D'Rinishad? READ UP ON STUFF!
3. Finish that theme song you got distracted from earlier.
4. Meet up with Eladrian ICly (thread ish up! Go me)
5. Touch base with Alicia ICly
6. Finally meet Cala ICly (lol >.<)
7. Mope around Silrosia
8. Refuse to be broodmare for D'Rinishad scheme to unite the D'Rinishads, Andares, and Gil'daes (bwaha)
9. Browse through the worldforge
10. Get a reply to thread with Keldon
11. Look into some type of self defense training for poor Lari so she can stop being the damsel in distress all the time - you have a bow... learn how to use it x.x
12. Arcana training? Possibly druidism?
13. Get a job. Stat! You need monies... (bwahaha sadly this applies both IC and OOC )
14. Make up to Venn for her long absence with plenty of drama, snuggling, and other heartfelt IC moments, hehe



---- will probably add more later haha

((Oh and there's a reason #1 and #8 are separate.. ha ponder that one for a while ^.~))

[Heartbreaker]

Well, number eight will be rather hard. Calairiel and Nimavel have to stay away from the D'Rinishads...~grins~

Sorry..I'm lazy...I dun wanna switch to my Cala account.

[Keldon Elsdragon]

Im at the bottom.... I knew you liked being on top... but stilll *sniffle*

[Keldon Elsdragon]

Edit: Double posted sowwies


P.S: I heart Larien* :P

[Larien Gil'dae]

*stocks up on D'Rinishad repellent* haha j/k j/k O.O don't hurt me please

Cala: Hehe lol no prob I love staring at your HB avvie anyway lol

Keldon: <.< >.> new rule of the thread - only I can make innuendos. hahaha

*goes to add more to the to do list*

[Dimnersti]

repelent?

pfft, we'r like smooth black opium, after just a tiny taste, there's no going back.

[Larien Gil'dae]

Ahahahaha Dimmy... I thought that was just you?

*crosses something off the list weee!*

[Keldon Elsdragon]

*is someone who has a habit of uh... bending rules* and now im in red... wow... ruff time we had eh?

[Dimnersti]

hmm, keldon its a lil creepy to make inuendo's with relatives you know...

heh then again your not an aelyrian house without a lil bit of incenstous intrigue these days

[Larien Gil'dae]

*has noooo idea what Dimmy is talking about*

Mmkay, so fun story time!

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Sooooo I told my best friend I'd go with him to this party because he didn't have anyone else to go with and he asked me... and I decided to be nice so I said I would go. Okay, well I drove down to meet him at his work because he wanted to go straight to the party and I didn't know my way there so I was going to ride with him. So I was parked outside his work right beside his truck waiting on him when he came flying out and jumped into his truck, cranked it up, and was starting to drive off. Finding this rather amusing, I didn't say or do anything, just sat there in the dark inside my SUV and stared at him (smiling lol) wondering if he was going to notice me there.

He was almost completely out of his parking space (driving forward) when he casually glanced over his shoulder... and then had to do a double take lol. The look on his face was priceless. Kinda a cross between "wtf?" and "omg!"... hehe... wish I could have taken a picture... So I jumped out of my SUV, laughing hysterically, and went and climbed into his truck and we went to the party. So the whole drive over there he's ranting about his day (he had a pretty bad day... poor thing) and lalalala... and then we were there and had to find some place to park on the street. Well this subdivision is still being built and there were like these posts everywhere alongside the street and when he parked, he happened to park RIGHT by a post so where I couldn't open up my door.

Well he was like "No big deal" so he tries to recrank his truck... and it won't start x.x for some reason, his truck just decided to die. Well then we just fell into these fits of hysterical laughter for about oh, say, ten minutes... when he finally calmed down and was like "Why are we laughing? This isn't funny!" Me: O.O "It's so unfunny it's hilarious." So I had to crawl out the driver side door and we went in... right in the middle of them watching the movie 28 Days Later. I do not do scary movies.

So lalalalala... we make it through that (giggling for the most part lol). Well it turns out the next movie on the agenda was Saw III... ew. Yeah, he wasn't particularly thrilled either. I spent most of the time with my face pressed into the couch and cringing away from the sounds of people screaming. We got to the part where there was a woman hanging naked in a freezer... and she was being sprayed with water... and I literally flinched violently into the couch... and he finally stood up and was like "That's it. We're out of here." So we flounced out, tried to recrank his truck, didn't work, hitched a ride with another friend, and then I drove him home and now here I am

Yay, end of story.

(Oh and did I mention it was a Halloween party? A costume party? And we didn't wear costumes? But the hostess, who just happens to have a major obsession with my friend, was wearing an Egyptian type dress with a slit up to her hip? Fun times ^-^)

[Larien Gil'dae]

Another To-Do List
In an attempt to keep my thoughts sorted x.x

1. Revive old basic archery training.
2. Finish hunting down your horse exp threads.
3. Borrow sword from Gil'dae Armory.
4. Go to Paxia 2nd cycle of summer (6 more days until last day of spring woot).
5. Scrape up enough money and then go to Nexus Prime and try to get initiate training in Mysticism (might have to research first ICly in some random library).
6. Return to Natura some time in summer (perhaps second month? End of it perhaps...)
7. Leave space open to meet Erai ICly (yay more brotherly fun ^-^)
8. Go purchase more shirts & breeches (three sets should be enough)
9. Purchase another book of parchment (or two... or three lol)
10. Pop into Nexus Prime before Paxia (for shopping, etc.... or perhaps while leaving?)



-----adding more...

[Larien Gil'dae]

Brrrrrrrrrrr......

So my mom wakes me up at 5 am this morning and tells me to dress warm O.o which is never a good sign. Because, yup, you guessed it, I got dragged out into like 20 degree weather... at 5... in the morning...

I was not a happy person haha (to put it lightly ^-^)

So I'm having to frolic around outside while my mom hooks up the trailer (apparently my step-dad broke down on the side of the road or something x.x) and I had on three jackets which didn't help at all, lol. And then, after thirty minutes of freezing my arse off, my mom pokes her head out of the truck and says "Oh nevermind you don't have to go with me."

>.< djfka;lsjfdk;ljfs;?

Maybe I'll thaw out in a few hours... or days...

[Larien Gil'dae]

*sighs*

Sometimes I wonder if God finds it amusing to throw crappy drama at us and see just how we deal with it... and I think I always deal with it the wrong way x.x making stupid wrong steps... silly mistakes that are quite avoidable... putting people I love in needless discomfort...

Yay pity party *goes to find balloons* but yeah, I suppose the point of this is just a small note that I might be a little slow replying the next few days/week... not quite sure... depends on when the storm passes over haha.

Though a person very dear to me would say in response to that, "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain." Maybe I should take his advice?

[Larien Gil'dae]

I am back! lol. No, I'm not dead and no I didn't disappear again just a small break so I could nurse my muse back to health and try not to die from all the RL drama haha.

I'll be getting to all my replies and such soon so if you're waiting on one from me... I apologize and I'll be pouncing on all my threads here shortly ^-^