Larien's Whatever v2 - Page 3

Larien Gil'dae · August 23, 2008, 02:34 AM

I have two new words!

Sniggling...?

[Friend] *sniggles deeper*
[Friend] *snuggles
[Me] hahaha
[Me] Sniggles indeed
[Me] A combining of snuggles and giggles! I shall have to use that now xD
[Friend] Hahahahaha, I'm so glad you're weird!
[Me] LOL
[Me] Thanks honey XD

... Reminderation

The Silver Fox says: (1:31:40 AM)
*pokes* am I gettin' my Heroes back any time soon?

Ashley says: (1:31:51 AM)
Yush
Ashley says: (1:31:56 AM)
Am I getting my check anytime soon?
The Silver Fox says: (1:32:10 AM)
I'm holding it hostage until I get Heroes.

Ashley says: (1:32:15 AM)
lmao
Ashley says: (1:32:26 AM)
Well yes, I was planning on sending it back next week
Ashley says: (1:32:29 AM)
But thanks for reminding me
Ashley says: (1:32:32 AM)
We both know how I get
The Silver Fox says: (1:32:37 AM)

The Silver Fox says: (1:32:40 AM)
hence the reminderation.

Larien Gil'dae · August 25, 2008, 12:50 AM

I've Been Breathing...

[Co-Worker] So what have you been doing the past 7 years?
[Me] ... <_< >_> ...
[Co-Worker] ...
[Me] ... I've been breathing.
[Co-Worker] Yeah me too.
[Me] ...

Talking to Inanimate Objects

[Co-Worker] *talking low in the kitchen*
[Me] <_< >_> .... *wanders back into the kitchen*
[Co-Worker] *still talking*
[Me] Uh... Corey...?
[Co-Worker] *stops midsentence* Mm?
[Me] Are you... talking... to yourself?
[Co-Worker] Oh no! I'm talking to the grill!
[Me] ...
[Co-Worker] ...
[Me] And is it... talking back?
[Co-Worker] <_< >_> ... No...
[Me] Riiiiight.

Awkward Moments

[Customer] Oh I'll have a cheeseburger!
[Me] Alright! Let me just run this back to the cook. *runs back to cook* *comes back*
*can hear the cook sounding muffled yelling from the back "OMFG! Oh I'll give them an effing cheeseburger! Stupid people always ordering burgers!" * *trails off...*
[Customer] *blinks*
[Me] *shifts from foot to foot*
*crickets*
[Me] So... what would you like to drink with that?

* * *

Chillaxing (AIM convo)

[Sitar] whats shaken mortal?
[Me] lol
[Me] I just got off work so I'm chillaxing
[Sitar] sweet
[Sitar] http://www.playbypost.com/forums/game-m...ml#post1340797
[Sitar] chillax on that
[Me] Ooo that sounds suggestive
[Sitar] you like it
[Me] hehe
[Me] I chillaxed allllll over it
[Sitar] ewwwww, well make sure you clean up your mess
[Sitar] you sicko
[Me] lmao
[Sitar] other people still need to chillax on that too you know!

[A few minutes later]

[Me] You ish silly
[Sitar] yar, i know
[Sitar] in michigan there is a city called Climax
[Sitar] it's exit 69 from the highway
[Me] lmao
[Sitar] when people go past it they scream like they are having orgasms.
[Sitar] i approve

Larien Gil'dae · August 28, 2008, 04:27 AM

Secrets :

Apakai · August 28, 2008, 04:38 PM

!!!!

the belt buckle was a secret... Well, it was supposed to be...

Larien Gil'dae · August 29, 2008, 02:21 AM

You know you love me

bwahahaha. *ponders new comic strips* But in the meantime...

Moments From Work That Sound So Freaking Wrong When Taken Out Of Context

1. "Well now that I'm all wet... let's get this party started!"

2. "Ewww... I have lube all over my hands now. It's... it's... everywhere!"

3. "Well it fit the LAST time I tried this. Maybe I'm just not pushing hard enough..."

4. "Now the trick is to screw them both at the same time."

5. "Hey, your rod is in my face and it's making me nervous."

6. "Well I bet you're an experienced cowgirl, huh?"

7. "I'm sorry but I like meat."

Secrets :

Gnaia · August 29, 2008, 10:27 AM

But Ashley... You DO like meat.

I'm making snickerdoodles today.

Larien Gil'dae · August 29, 2008, 12:16 PM

Ooooo... SNICKERDOODLES! Save a nice big one for me, mmkay? hehe

Larien Gil'dae · September 15, 2008, 02:53 AM

Um.... no mom, just no

*watching brother walk along the track with the other band nerds*
[Me] HEY MATT!
[Mom] Mattttt!
[Matt] *lifts his trombone in acknowledgment without looking at them*
[Me] Awww... I think we're embarrassing him.
[Mom] Yeah, he was so just like "Talk to the boner."
[Me] .... Um... no mom, just no.

I'm a girl

[Co-Worker] That girl just winked at me!
[Me] She's just being friendly.
[Co-Worker] No, I think she's hitting on me.
[Me] Corey --
[Co-Worker] I mean, she winked.
[Me] Corey, what am I?
[Co-Worker] You don't wink if you're just being friendly.
[Me] HEY COREY. What am I?
[Manager] You're an employee of this coffee house. Corey, you can elaborate if you'd like but I'm just going to leave it at that.
[Me] I'm a girl.
[Co-Worker] Yeah but you don't wink at me or raise your eyebrows suggestively or anything.
[Me] That's not the point.
[Co-Worker] Yes it is!
[Me] NO. My point is that I'm a girl, therefore I can read signs from other girls and that girl was most definitely just being friendly.
[Co-Worker] How do you know?
[Me] She was with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend that she blatantly adores. Trust me. She was just being friendly.
[Co-Worker] But she winked.
[Me] So what?!?! If I raise my eyebrows at you, it doesn't necessarily mean I want in your pants!!
[Manager] *laughing in the background*
[Co-Worker] ...... Well how am I supposed to know that? I can't read body language!
[Me] CLEARLY.
[Co-Worker] Whateva.
[Me] I'll write you a guide to female body language that you can use.
[Manager] Ashley! I can't believe you!
[Me] *cringes, thinks she's in trouble for going too far*
[Manager] How can you expect him to read?!

Wiener jokes never get old.... xD

[Brother's Friend] *cuddles our mom's dachshund in his lap* Hey, want to pet my wiener?
[Me] I'll pass.
[Brother's Friend] But... but it's cute!
[Me] Yes, it's one of the cutest wieners I've ever seen.
[Brother's Friend] It's nice and fat too.
[Me] Extremely.
[Brother's Friend] Aww it wandered off. I'm wienerless.
[Me] I hope you have a spare.

Don't touch my Dr Pepper

[Me] And if you even THINK about stealing my Dr Peppers like you did last time... I know where we keep the knives... the really sharp ones... and I know where you'll be sleeping... o_o
[Brother's Friend] Wow... you have a pain fetish, don't you?
[Me] Don't touch my Dr Pepper, mmkay?
[Brother's Friend] But what if I get thirsty?
[Me] Do you want children when you're older?