Old July 10, 2018, 08:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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[PA] Three Men Walk Into A Bar (Niven)

*WHAMO*

*SOCK*

*BLAM*

*PUNCH*


Fists and fur and really anything not bolted down to the floor was flying in the bar room. No one really knew who threw the first punch. It was probably something over a bet, or a bad joke about someone's mother last night in bed. It didn't really matter at this point. Once a punch was thrown, the effect snowballed, spreading like wildfire in an instant. A massive orgy of violence, blood, and loose teeth exploded.

Somewhere in the chaos stood a small vixen. Her pretty dress had been ripped to shreds, leaving little left to the imagination. She kicked a big rude meanie head in the knee. Then punched another in the stomach. She tightened her chokehold on the little ratta who happened to look at her wrong. Someone had smashed her piece of cake BEFORE she even got a chance to taste it. They would all pay. ALL. OF. THEM.

"Cake vandalizing scum! I will make you all pay!"

*THUNK*

*WRESTLE*

*SLAP*

*POKE*
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Old July 12, 2018, 06:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hiding under the bar of the Lady in Waiting was a petite Sylrosian elfess in green trousers, a white shirt with a brown leather vest, and mid-calf brown leather boots, who was unsure what exactly was going on. She’d merely come in to visit with Logan, the bartender, and maybe get a drink when the brawl broke out. It was an unusual occurrence for the establishment and Niven wasn’t quite certain what to do. The bartender was going around trying to break up the fighting and attempting to throw some of the violent patrons out, but there was just too many for one man to corral.

A chair smashed into pieces in front of her and the elfess simply looked down at it with concern before sneaking her head out from under the lip of the bar to see if there was a chance she could bolt from the exit. No good, there were too many people throwing punches. The druidess bit the inside of her lip.

As her emerald eyes scanned for an escape route when she caught sight of the scantily clad vulpine dorin. Her eyebrows raised, but she didn’t let her gaze linger as a hole in the throng appeared. Gathering her courage, Niven made a dash for the door.
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Old July 26, 2018, 07:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The fighting was fierce. Bodies and limbs thrashing and wrangling whichever way one looked. But it seemed some divine being had heard Niven's cry for help and had parted the raging sea to allow her safe, albeit quick, passage across. The alabaster elf made her pilgrimage, leaving all behind as she awayed towards the open door. Freedom from this cesspit of sweat, blood, and violence was only a few steps away.

And then Niven lost sight of her goal as something furry wrapped itself around her head with enough force to knock the gliding Sylrosian off her feet on onto the battleground floor. The furry thing scrambled off and stood over her. It was the dorin from before. She looked irrate. "Watch where you're going! You totally blocked me from tackling that rude meanie head. Outta the way! He's not getting away with it!"

In a flash the dorin was going, rushing past Niven, screaming some sort of battlecry at the top of her lungs. A small droplet of blood tumbled off the elf's eyebrow and spilled onto the floor beneath her. She had a small cut on her forehead. Probably from the dorin's claws when they collided.

Speaking of which, the dorin came crashing down next to Niven again. She let out a winded groan. That one hurt. She glanced at the elf with heavy lidded eyes. "Oh. Hello again. Sorry about before. Could you maybe help me over to the bar? Drinks? My treat? No hard feelings? Now?" The object of the vixen's sudden change of heart soon lumbered into view. He was a giant of a man. He might even have been half orc. He was ugly enough. His eyes were searching for something. Probably the petite fox he had just tossed.
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Old August 5, 2018, 01:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Shooting a quick prayer of thanks to the god who had parted the crowds for her escape, Niven lunged from beneath the bar lip and, using her full stride, bolted or the door like her life depended on it. She was close, so close she could taste it when suddenly her vision was completely obstructed as something warm and furry. In half a second, the elfess was on the floor, flat on her back, gasping for breath as the wind was completely knocked out of her.

Turned out that the fuzzy thing was a female Dorin she’d seen earlier pulling punches. The canine being yelled at her, but Niven could only gape at her as she tried desperately to catch her breath. Then in a flash, the Dorin was gone again, a guttural cry falling from her lips.

Able to breathe once more, Niven stared at the chaos going on around her, her eyes widening in fear, though the movement made her wince in pain Blood was smeared on them.

There wasn’t time to think on this before the Dorin once again made an appearance, landing beside her. This time she was much more pleasant and Niven wasn’t sure exactly how to respond. But the urgency in her tone was unmistakable and as the druidess looked around she found the reason why. For a moment she considered leaving the Dorin to her fate, but couldn’t imagine that she would fare well against the behemoth.

A quick nod then, before the elfess rolled onto her hands and knees and stood, only to immediately duck as another piece of furniture was tossed overhead. Reaching out her hand to the Dorin, Niven made to pull her to her feet and then make a dash for the bar.
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Old August 6, 2018, 12:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Girl Power! Yeah! Both women made a quick dash through the melee and dived behind the relative safety of the bar. They were safe, besides the occasional splinter or tooth that flew over the sturdy furniture.

The vixen was panting heavily. All the excitement was getting to her. Glancing down at the horrible state her dress was in, she sighed in defeat before trying to adjust it in some effort of modesty. "Thanks. That was a close one. It seems people don't like it when you smash a bottle over their heads. Who knew?" She shrugged before holding other hand towards her newest friend and compatriot. "Sorry about before. "Heat of the moment..." Heh, you know. Sooo... let's start over. Hi. I'm Dr. Byxlle Vixen Bones. Nice to meet you."

*CRASH* *THUNK*

Just then a body crashed onto the bar and rolled off to land besides the two ladies. His arm was all bent funny. And there was blood all over his face. Byxlle glanced at him for a moment, studying his face. "Hey! I know that guy. His wife owes me money for that surgery! Better not let him die. Hey Blondie. Think you can hold him down while I set the bone? It'll only take a moment. Please?" Byxlle was always very polite. It was the right thing to do.
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Old August 6, 2018, 06:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Quick feet, then, to safety. Normally Niven wouldn’t dream of diving behind the bar, but she was certain Logan wouldn’t mind considering the circumstances.

Leaning her head back against the shelves, Niven closed her eyes for a moment, trying to calm the pounding in her chest. The movement of her brow, however slight, aggravated her injury and the elfess winced at the pain.

The sigh from the dorin had the druidess opening her eyes and turning her head to look at the scantily clad woman. “You’re kidding, right?” Niven asked her, honestly unsure if she was serious.

Niven let out a snort of amusement and grinned. “Niven Soleil,” she said, taking her hand and giving it a firm shake. “A pleasure.”

The sound of a body hitting the bar and then rolling off of it and crashing in front of them had the petite elf, tucking her legs closer to her body and letting out a small “Eeeeep!” She grimaced as she looked at him all bloody, battered and bruised.

She glanced at the vixen for a moment at her instructions before nodding. “I can do that,” she said, with confidence.

Crawling over, Niven managed to hold the man, unsure if he was still conscious or not. “We’ve got you,” she said soothingly, just in case he was.

When she was certain she had a good grip on him, she nodded at Byxlle.
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The vixen nodded back. Such a good helper this Niven girl was. Hopefully she could stomach a little screaming and such. The illustrious Dr. Byxlle Vixen Bones was always polite with her patients. She wasn't always gentle.

Hands gripped the bent arm in a firm grip. Then with a loud, sickening crunch, the dorin pulled and twisted the arm back around until it was facing the right way. The man opened his mouth in a silent pain-filled shriek. If he wasn't awake before, he was now. The vixen continued her work and quickly wrapped the arm into a sling. "There, there. That's much better. Now you won't lose your job and your wife will be able to pay me for that surgery. Your face? Well... That'll be extra. Wash it off. Rub some dirt in it. Call me in the morning."

Byxlle handed Niven a washcloth from the shelves behind the counter. Just in case the elf wanted to wipe off the mess. She knew elves could be prissy about those kinds of things. And this one looked especially prissy. Maybe she wasn't. She had just held down a blood covered human without much fuss. Still, elves had their strange ways.

"So... are you a nurse? Or a doctor? Imma gonna need some help with the aftermath of this fight. Everybody's going to needs some doctoring." There was a crash above them as a bottle was smashed across a brow. Byxlle twitched her eyebrow as if to say, "see?"
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The crunching sounds of bones moving made the elfess stiffen slightly, but she showed no other outer sign of disgust at what mending Byxlle had just done for the man in her arms. In a few swift movements the man’s arm was bent back the right way and secured to his chest for healing. Niven watched in wonder as the Dorin worked with expert hands. The man was clearly in pain and Niven wished she had something to ease it. Glancing around she found a bottle of whiskey.

“Here. For the pain,” she said, giving the bottle to the man who was now sitting up. “I’ll smooth it over with the bartender.”

As the man moved off, Niven took the cloth handed to her and wiped off her blood covered hands. The cut above her eye had stopped bleeding and the blood that had not been wiped off had dried, but the elfess had no idea and so didn’t even bother with it.

“Neither, actually. I’ve only really doctored minor wounds, some children and an acquaintance. Cuts and scrapes mostly.” she replied. “I’ve been interested in becoming a Healer for some time, but didn’t know who to talk to or where to start.”

The crash of a glass against someone’s head made the druidess wince. “I’d be more than happy to help you with the aftermath. Tell me what you need me to do and I’ll do it. I’m not squeamish, as you can see."
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The vixen nodded to the elf. Good. She was going to help. Not so good that she didn't have any experience. Sigh, Byxlle was going to have to do everything herself. At least it was the thought that counts, right? Maybe... probably... anything to make the other people feel good about themselves. Yes. Totally. Good feels all around.

Byxlle peeked over the bar as the violent chaos unfolding. They needed the fight to end so that the healing and stuff could begin. The vixen was a medic, not a combat medic. She wasn't anywhere near that brave... or mentally impaired. So the question was, how could they stop the fight? Hmmmm... Think think. Ponder ponder. LIGHTING BOLT! She had an idea.

Grabbing Niven's wrist, the vixen started to clamber up onto the countertop. "Come on. Get up here and start dancing. It'll scare away all the mean people so then we can start healing and stuff." Would that really work? Byxlle was convinced it would. She stood up, struck a pose, and then started flailing and gyrating around wildly. Such sweet dance moves.
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The sounds of bottles and glasses smashing mixed with the crashes of furniture breaking. Niven grimaced. Poor Logan. He was going to have such a mess to clean up.

The elfess tried to peek up over the edge of a bar to see what was happening. She'd barely managed to get both hands on the counter before Byxlle pulled her up by her wrist and hauled her to her feet.

"Wha-What!?!" Niven stammered as the vixen climbed atop the bar. Her eyes widened and her brow furrowed. There was no way the dorin was serious!

Well, she was proven wrong as the vulpine woman started to dance atop the bar. The elfess just looked at her like she was insane. The hired pianist who had been hiding behind the instrument caught sight of the dancing dorin and slipped back infront of the piano's keyboard and started to play a sprightly tune to accompany the Dorin. Niven looked over at him, thinking he too was insane. But perhaps between the two of them it was just crazy enough of an idea.

Sighing and giving a shake of her head, Niven also clambered atop the bar and started to dance along to the music, certain the idea was not going to work, but giving it a shot anyway.
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